So “Teddy Roosevelt Mascot” is the best thing ive ever googled ever.
i literally can not be upset about anything ever again
FUCK OFF WITH THAT TAG, BENNY
(via helpihavedementia)
everyone draw their worst james moment
heres mine
not the worst but i figure u should all know
i was warned
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | you are just the worst kind of person, james |
|---|---|
| An Awful Magician: | I still love my cat |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | do you mistake it for a shark |
| An Awful Magician: | NO |
| An Awful Magician: | SHE HAS A PRETTY BOW |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | thats good at least |
| An Awful Magician: | slaps |
| An Awful Magician: | don't act like you know Sammy |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | im going to steal your cat |
| An Awful Magician: | Amanda will hunt you down |
| An Awful Magician: | wait let me confirm that with her |
| An Awful Magician: | yeah she would hunt you down |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | i feel like your cat deserves a home where no one will mistake her as a shark |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | im sure amanda is a great owner |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | it's you i'm worried about |
| An Awful Magician: | my cat is usually on the floor and I lay down on the floor to play with her but then I fall asleep |
4-24-13 never forget
Well now Sammy can never has a shark costume, nor a banana split costume.
Only you could take something as cute as a cat dressed a banana and take it too far.
“this cat is eating a banana while being a shark”
-james, Apr 24, 2013
Finally, some proper visual evidence. Now people can SEE WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | james just man up and admit that the cat was never a shark and that you're a fool for thinking it was |
|---|---|
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | it was a banana split this entire time |
| An Awful Magician: | was I wrong about what it WAS? |
| An Awful Magician: | yes |
| An Awful Magician: | was I wrong about it at first glance? |
| An Awful Magician: | conceptually no |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | also yes |
| An Awful Magician: | IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A SHARK |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | it in no way looks like a shark |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | you are even fundamentally mistaken about sharks |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | they do not have fins on their heads THE FIN IS ON THEIR BACKS |
| An Awful Magician: | it could of been a really shitty costume |
| An Awful Magician: | does it really matter |
| An Awful Magician: | when it comes to cats |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | or you could have just been |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | wrong on a fundamental level |
| An Awful Magician: | I'm fundamental you |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | YOU HAVE NO GROUND TO STAND ON |
| An Awful Magician: | NEITHER DO SHARKS |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | why would a shark even be wearing a table cloth |
| An Awful Magician: | BECAUSE THEY ARE IN THE OCEAN |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | or have ICE CREAM SCOOPS ON THEIR BACKS |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | (WHERE THE FIN IS SUPPOSED TO BE) |
| An Awful Magician: | I didn't see those |
| An Awful Magician: | the table cloth I thought was a bib |
| An Awful Magician: | for eating |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | a lot of things seem to slip past you |
| An Awful Magician: | right so |
| An Awful Magician: | I WAS WRONG but I was right |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | you were not right |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | at all |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | not even a shred |
| An Awful Magician: | but to me |
| An Awful Magician: | I was right |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | yeah like that means anything |
| JUMPIN SCREAMIN GORDON FREEMAN: | right by james's standards |
| aka wrong on all levels | |
| An Awful Magician: | WRONG IN THE END |
| An Awful Magician: | but it was in discover phase |
| An Awful Magician: | I was still learning about the cat |
| An Awful Magician: | and the costume |
| An Awful Magician: | and ASSUMED it was a shark |
| An Awful Magician: | based on QUICK VISUAL INFORMATION |
| My time will come. |
JAMES DONT DRAG AMANDA INTO THIS UR THE SHIT HEAD WHO THOUGHT THAT CAT WAS A SHARK
I HATE EVERYONE
LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME THIS ISN’T A SHARK AT FIRST GLANCE http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/4/23/16/anigif_enhanced-buzz-12205-1366750027-1.gif
james its eating a banana, and is wearing a banana hat and u can see the ice cream scoops on the back fucking
Burns this all down
